Hola, my name is Phyllomedusa Bicolor. I am a giant monkey frog living in the trees of the Amazonian Jungle. I produce a waxy, poisonous secretion with a powerful curative effect called Kambo. Known in Portuguese as the “vaccine of the forest”, my venom is also becoming popular outside of the Amazon as a effective treatment for chronic pain, drug dependency and other ailments.
Joyful about the fact that I have no significant natural enemies, I wake up early every morning and sing in the rain. That’s when the shamans traditionally come to collect my poison to be used in healing and cleansing ceremonies.
I AM THE SUCCINCT SORCERER. I AM THE SOUL SHAKER. I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE TO CLEANSE YOUR BODY OF TOXINS AND EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.
Once my poison is applied on small circular surface burns on your skin, I will turn up the heat in your system. I may make your heart race, your eyes water, your throat and your face swell. Your muscles may cramp. Whatever it is, expect to feel very uncomfortable and intoxicated for a little while. With a rich cocktail of more than 100 chemical compounds, my poison will overload and rearrange your nervous system to change your neurochemistry. Then you will purge with intensity. The violent vomit will set free what kept you locked in a place of emotional and mental captivity.
I am not here to give you a comfortable feeling, I am here to catalyze you into your emotions and clean you from the inside out. I am excellent in helping those who feel stuck; those who are depressed, addicted and chronically ill. I will internally shake you until you break open releasing you from your self-imposed bondage. All of the feelings that you were trying to store in the depths of your subconscious, the sensations you were trying to swallow, all the beliefs you were trying to hide from yourself. I will bring them to the surface and help you to release them. There is no more hiding, no more running away, only an intense purging of your deepest repressed emotions in order to move you forward in life.
I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE SO THAT THE WATERS OF YOUR INNER KNOWLEDGE CAN RISE TO THE SURFACE TO EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES.
I might seem less mystical than other entheogens, but I am no less magical. My burn of intensity will change your life in a short amount of time. After my poison is applied, you will face your pain for about 20 minutes to 1 hour. Soon after you will feel incredibly relieved, fresh and healthy. I will clear away your thoughts so that you can unite with your inner wisdom to receive needed insights.
As a bonus I will clean your digestive tract and lymphatic system. You will feel like a newborn baby and my health restoring effects will linger on for weeks.
My poison is a powerful substance and should only be administered under the care of a well experienced Kambo practitioner. Make sure to investigate where and how my poison was collected. With the raise of my popularity and greed of our current society, some profit driven self-acclaimed shamans torture me to make me produce more of my secretion.
HONOR MY BEING AND I WILL BATHE YOU IN MY TREMENDOUS GIFTS OF PURE EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL CLARITY.
I will help you access your intuition so that you can answer your unanswered questions. You will realize that your comfort zone was based on a poor foundation of strongly-held, unhealthy beliefs and unconscious action.
My offering to you is a humbling and life changing experience. I will shake the foundation of your current sense of security and push you to question your beliefs, perceptions, attitudes and behaviors. But remember, with any destruction there comes creation. I will reawaken your inspiration and freedom. I will bring truth and honesty and allow you to grow beyond the imaginable.
Thank you for getting to know me. Let’s Leap!